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Give Me A Break!

Not content with harassing toddlers over the contents of their sippy cups, and stealing chocolate pudding from little old ladies, according to the reports caught by Mustang Bobby of Bark Bark Woof Woof in Miami, TSA is now clearing out concourses at major airports to search dead people. This is not a replay of the Dead Parrot, cremated is as dead as it gets.

At least the bomb squad didn’t blow up the package as a “security measure,” because I seriously doubt anyone opted to have their ashes scattered over Concourse F of the Miami International Airport.

2 comments

1 BadTux { 07.17.07 at 2:31 am }

You have to watch those dead people. Especially the cremated ones. They make the perfect suicide bombers because, like, they’re already dead. I applaud the brilliant personnel of the TSA who figured out this little bit of trivia for themselves. They shall certainly win an award for their efforts! (Though I doubt it will be a Nobel Prize of any sort. Unless maybe it’s an IgNobel).

– Badtux the Snarky Penguin

2 Bryan { 07.17.07 at 2:46 pm }

I have picked up the boxes at the airport. They are marked “human remains.”

It’s a good thing they weren’t in a sippy cup or they might have nuked the airport to be sure.