My grandfather raised turkeys on his farm. My Dad knew turkeys and I learned something about them while visiting the farm. Every time a turkey dies the aggregate IQ of the animal kingdom rises and the level of evil falls. Earthworms will understand quantum mechanics before turkeys figure out the laws of motion.
Hopefully this link to the WKRP Turkey Drop will survive the day.
It is much funnier that it’s recent competition featuring the former governor of Alaska.
I would note that wild turkeys can fly, but people who imbibe massive quantities of Wild Turkey can’t, no matter what they tell you.
Have a nice Thanksgiving, even if it doesn’t involve the death of a turkey.