Happy NODWISH Greetings
It is the first Sunday in Advent, so as a service to my readers I have compiled a list of useful terms for our modern global village.
It is time to wish family and friends: [select one]
С Рождеством Христовым
Sung Tan Chuk Ha
and hope they are visited by: [select one]
Los Reyes Magos
who leaves good things in their: [select one]
Pillow Case [some people are greedy]
rather than the: [select one]
Lump of Coal
some of them may deserve.
Don’t forget to leave out the: [select one]
For the: [select one]
And: [select one]
Vodka & perozhki
Milk & Cookies
Wine & bread
Sherry & pork pie
For the driver.
Don’t forget, if you encounter O’Reilly or DonoWho this festive season the proper way of greeting them is “Happy Holidays”. If you say “Merry Christmas”, it would be like urinating on their yule log, putting out their fire.