Seasons Greetings
Happy NODWISH Greetings
As a service to my readers I have compiled a list of useful terms for our modern global village.
It is time to wish family and friends: [select one]
Happy NODWISH
Merry Solstice
Happy Holiday
Happy Hanukkah
Happy Kwanzaa
Happy Hogwatch
Merry Christmas
С Рождеством Христовым
성탄 축하
Vrolijk Kerstfeest
Nadolig Llawen
Fröhliche Weihnachten
Joyeux Noël
Buon Natale
Feliz Navidad
God Jul
Rauhallista Joulua
Happy Christmas
Happy Holidays
and hope they are visited by: [select one]
Дед Мороз
Saint Nicholas
Santa Claus
Kris Kringle
Pere Noël
Babbo Natale
Los Reyes Magos
Tomte
Joulupukki
Hogfather
Father Christmas
who leaves good things in their: [select one]
Stockings
Boots
Shoes
Clogs
Box
Pillow Case [some people are greedy]
rather than the: [select one]
Lump of Coal
Raw Liver
Bloody Bones
Birch Switch
Sticks
some of them may deserve.
Don’t forget to leave out the: [select one]
Oats
Hay
Grass
Scraps
Turnips
For the: [select one]
Horses
Reindeer
Donkey
Camel
Goat
Boars
And: [select one]
Vodka & perozhki
Milk & Cookies
Wine & bread
Sherry & pork pie
For the driver.
4 comments
Happy Nodwish Bryan. I do hope you get a decent break and have time for yourself.
Take care, be well. 👍😊
All I want for NODWISH is the resignation of Trump 😈 It’s the holiday season and he and his minions have just removed 700K people from the US food assistance program.
You just had to bring him up! 🙄😏
He’s like the cat with a hairball that keeps on trying to cough it up. *sigh* And December is now officially the Month of the Morons. Have you been watching the GOP’s at the Impeachment hearing? Like this moronic old fool?
Louie Gohmert threatens to impeach Joe Biden in hearing meltdown: ‘We’ve already got the forms’
Ahhhh… And Seema Verma! The perfect example of a complete hypocrite & self-important crook, too stupid to be a crook!
Medicare chief asked taxpayers to cover stolen jewelry
But the crown jewel (so far) has to be this brain fart from Dementia Don:
https://twitter.com/NTarnopolsky/status/1203435271611650048
And this…
https://politicaltribune.org/trump-returns-from-his-very-successful-uk-trip-takes-to-twitter-to-say-he-got-along-great-with-the-nato-leaders-and-there-was-deep-respect/
Enjoy! 🤭🤷♂️
I can posyt a LOT more if you like? 😉
Louie can’t impeach Biden because Biden doesn’t have a government job at the moment. Impeachment is the process for removing someone from public office in the executive or judicial branches of the Federal government. If he wants to impeach Biden, his first task is to help Biden get elected President 😈
There are limits on what the government will reimburse someone for stolen property. You are expected to have insurance to cover all costs above that limit. I had the same limit when the government shipped my property during a change of station. They should have been stored in the hotel safe, not the trunk of a rental car.
Trump would have to read a book to know why his statement is ignorant. There is zero probability that he reads books. I think he probably needs glasses but won’t wear them.
Trump dismisses the possibility that he can have anything other than success. On Earth 2 everyone respects him for being a “stable genius”.