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Comments on: Cheetah Hits 74 https://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/ On-line Opinion Magazine...OK, it's a blog Wed, 12 Apr 2006 00:26:40 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.3 By: Bryan https://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/comment-page-1/#comment-494 Wed, 12 Apr 2006 00:26:40 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/#comment-494 I would hope the guy would at least be great-great grandfathered in by now.

]]> By: Keith https://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/comment-page-1/#comment-492 Tue, 11 Apr 2006 23:02:49 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/#comment-492 He’s probably grandfathered in as a naturalized citizen by now.

]]> By: andante https://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/comment-page-1/#comment-484 Tue, 11 Apr 2006 17:14:34 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/#comment-484 Via the magic of Google and IMDB, I present Johnny Sheffield, apparently still alive, married with three kids, and presumably no longer wearing only a loincloth.

]]> By: Steve Bates https://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/comment-page-1/#comment-481 Tue, 11 Apr 2006 16:21:47 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/#comment-481 John B., if they’re going to start deporting chimps, I can recommend one in particular…

]]> By: Bryan https://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/comment-page-1/#comment-476 Tue, 11 Apr 2006 04:00:33 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/#comment-476 How would you tell if you weren’t a female chimp?

I notice that he has preserved his hair color like Ronnie Reagan, they probably had the same stylist since the days of Bedtime for Bonzo.

]]> By: Lab Kat https://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/comment-page-1/#comment-474 Tue, 11 Apr 2006 03:04:00 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/#comment-474 I wonder if he… ya know… *whispers* has had Botox.

]]> By: Bryan https://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/comment-page-1/#comment-471 Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:35:12 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/#comment-471 Actually, he emigrated from Africa in the 1930s and I don’t know if he ever got his green card.

]]> By: John B. https://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/comment-page-1/#comment-469 Tue, 11 Apr 2006 02:27:42 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/#comment-469 Does Cheetah have a green card? If not, the House of Representatives would like to deport him – now.

]]> By: Bryan https://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/comment-page-1/#comment-465 Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:42:51 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/#comment-465 In the wild, according to all of the current research, Chimps rarely make it to 40. They get too old to keep up with the group or die in fights or child birth.

In captivity a few have reached 60, but 74 is the old recorded age.

]]> By: Steve Bates https://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/comment-page-1/#comment-463 Tue, 11 Apr 2006 01:35:49 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/2006/04/10/cheetah-hits-74/#comment-463 How do they know he’s the oldest? Maybe the really old ones are in the wild. Happy birthday to “Cheetah,” oldest or not.

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