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Attack Hamster Unleashed — Why Now?
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Attack Hamster Unleashed

CNN is reporting that the U.S. activates missile defense system.

Who is going to put the tracking device in the North Korean warhead? Who is going to program the missile to fly the necessary course? Do you think the interceptors will actually launch if someone punches a launch button? Will they remember to open the doors on the silo?

6 comments

1 norbizness { 06.20.06 at 11:25 pm }

How about a nice game of Tic-Tac-Toe?

2 The CultureGhost { 06.21.06 at 12:44 am }

Outstanding!!!! Best laugh of the day by far! Thank you!

3 andante { 06.21.06 at 6:36 am }

…and if everything works according to the rules of science fiction and everyone remembers their place in the alternate universe – and the thing actually HITS the missile – what then?

4 Bryan { 06.21.06 at 3:32 pm }

Then, Andante, we send in the Tribbles for the final assault.

5 Karen { 06.21.06 at 4:43 pm }

Oooh… Attack Hamstah’s Mr. Faulty? Quick GeT Basil…he wouldn’t want to MISS out on this one too!

😀

6 Bryan { 06.21.06 at 8:58 pm }

I’m looking for some graphic elements, Karen.

Nice article on the Rove indictment story, actual reporting.