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Household Hint

by Bryan

If you are ever stuck up to your waist in a vat of dark chocolate, you should add cocoa butter to thin the mixture so that you can climb out.

6 comments

1 alice { 08.18.06 at 5:19 pm }

I like that the last line of the article stated that “The accident involved dark chocolate.” I wonder if that was to imply that the entire incident was actually heart healthy.

2 Bryan { 08.18.06 at 5:34 pm }

It could be, although I admit that I wondered if the guy considered eating his way out of the vat.

3 Steve Bates { 08.18.06 at 9:31 pm }

First time they ever heard of it? Pshaw! The Smothers Brothers, in their pre-obscene days, even wrote a song about it. You remember it: “I fell into a vat… of chocolate. I fell into a vat… of chocolate. I fell into a vat… of chocolate. La-di-doo-dum, la-di-doo-dum day.” Fortunately, it got funnier after that. At age 21, the poor guy probably never heard that song, and didn’t know to shout “fire!”

4 Bryan { 08.18.06 at 9:34 pm }

I would definitely avoid dark chocolate from that company for a bit.

5 Karen { 08.20.06 at 6:19 pm }

Yep…Ive always heard Dark Chocolate is *healthier* for you…but not up to yer waist!

Bet NONE of those employee ever eat the stuff!

6 Bryan { 08.20.06 at 9:58 pm }

According to a guy I was in the Air Force with from Pennsylvania, Hersey’s aloows new people to eat all they want, knowing that it stops very quickly.