I saw that, Kevin, and wonder at the draw of the ‘Net.
]]>Her phone goes unanswered; her bills go unpaid;
She’s paying attention to Thomas Kinkade.
Her dog goes unneutered; her cat goes unspayed;
Her favorite creature is Thomas Kinkade.
Through thousands of things on the floor she must wade
To get to her mailer from Thomas Kinkade.
She’s better off spending her dough on a maid
Than sending a bundle to Thomas Kinkade.
She doesn’t care whether or when she gets laid,
As long as she’s getting her Thomas Kinkade.
He’s billed as the Painter of Light? I’m afraid
He’ll lighten her purse, will this Thomas Kinkade!
– SB the YDD
Jack, Jimmy is from South Florida, as are manatees and flamingos. Nashville is a shorter drive than Miami. We are not even in the same time zone as those people. No point in worrying about them because they will disappear when the sea level rises.
]]>At least you haven’t the prankster who thought it was funny to nail a mailbox high up in a tree and paint on it ‘Air Mail’…..
But flamingos in Santa hats are a whole ‘nother thing….
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