Hangovers and jet lag are both forms of dehydration. Aircraft air has only about 4% humidity, which dries you out, and alcohol binds to water, which also dries you out, so drinking on an airplane guarantees headache, nausea, weakness – all of the standard symptoms of dehydration. Take two aspirins with at least a quart of water and don’t plan on doing anything for 24 hours.
]]>I have been drunk on a plane exactly once. I do not recommend it. It was on a charter flight from NYC to Graz, Austria. Takeoff was aborted after the plane was already rolling down the runway (because of some warning light), leaving a planeload of musicians scared out of their wits. The serving crew (sensibly or otherwise) broke out the liquor stock while an investigation of the warning light was conducted, and passed out free drinks… twice at least… to all passengers, to settle their nerves. It did that and more; we were a relaxed and lively (though not rowdy) bunch by the time the plane actually took off. Unfortunately, New York to Graz is time enough for the pleasant effects to wear off and the aftereffects to begin. As I say, I do not recommend it.
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