Comments on: STFU About Cowboys

By: Bryan

Bryan — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 15:00:29 +0000

Jack, my people were in dairy, not beef, and it was draft horses, not quarterhorses, but that place in West Texas is an embarrassment to anyone with any connection to the land. I was stationed in San Angelo in West Texas, and have ridden more horses in West Texas than the Shrubbery. I used to bruise my butt a couple of times of month on a rented horse to take my mind off the course I was taking at Goodfellow AFB.

The thought of the Shrubbery anywhere near a single-action revolver should cause the vapors among anyone who really knew the incompetent. Marrying the “schoolmarm” doesn’t make you a cowboy.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:41:06 +0000

He wears boots with riding heels, showing he doesn’t know any better. The lack of hat shows he has never done any serious work on a ranch or a farm – hell, he has never done any serious work, he just had serious jobs. Whacking bushes is as close as he comes to sweating when not on a bicycle.

By: Jack K.

Jack K. — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:32:41 +0000

…actually he’s the city slicker gambler who rolls into town on the evening stage, assumes a prominent roll in the community through mostly foul means, and gets his comeupance in some bloody confrontation in the last reel at the hands of a large lean dark stranger with a big iron on his hip. We’re just waiting for that last reel to start…

I grew up in cattle country and my family owned quarterhorses for a number of years; I always have to turn away from any discussion of Gee Dub’s “ranch” as matter of embarrassment…

By: Steve Bates

Steve Bates — Fri, 26 Jan 2007 05:18:56 +0000

Considering Bush’s wealth of personal possessions and lack of appropriate headgear (which my sainted grandfather would never have been caught without), I’d say Bush is “no hat, all chattel.” Bushwhacker… indeed. Cowboy… MFA.