OWL, RG will be back. Ringo was gone for two months and showed up again. They understand where the food is.
]]>I can’t be sure, John, but when April Fool’s Day has been the unofficial birthday of every kuddle of kittens for more than 15 years, and this year you have a kuddle getting ready to wean on April 1st, you know something isn’t right. We have some cold stretches, but they were earlier than normal, and lasted longer than normal. The climate is changing, and it isn’t just El Niño because we have had a few of those periods during the time frame.
]]>Up to 10 cats neutered thus far, and I’m still damned and determined to somehow, someway catch that uppity-ass smart-aleck calico hussy (also knocked-up, dammit!) before SHE pops. She actually has the overactive ovaries to prance right by me as I’m loading her boy-harem into the pickup truck, just trilling to say, “NYEH-NYEH-NA-NYEH-NYEH!!! Youuuuuuuuu can’t cattttcchhhhh meeeeee!!! They’re stupid, I’m smart, you’re screwed!!!” Uppity wench. Sometime this week, I will break her will and find SOMETHING to lure her into the trap, without her reaching through the bars and stealing all of the food AGAIN.
And those beautiful babies of yours are making my heart ache… I dunno what it is about black cats, but to me, they are the most gorgeous small hairy gawds to have ever graced us with their presence. One of the toms that I TNR’ed this week was an almost EXACT REPLICA of my Biddy cat, minus her beer gut, but the LUNGS!!! OH MAH GOODNESS THE ***LUNGS*** ON THAT BOY!!! He hollered louder than Biddy when she’s singing the “I don’t wanna go to the vet’s office blues” and Sister’s got some lung power and range when she wants it. Hell, he was yelling louder than Penn Gillette trapped in a bathing-optional hippie commune. He even let me pet him for a second before he fled that cage like a bat outta hell. I wanted to keep him so badly, but since the gorgons that run this subsidized housing plantation won’t let me have cats, he’d have had to go live with Biddy & Boy, and they do NOT play well with others, except for the occasional small, co-dependent obese Jack Russell.
*sigh*
You feel guilty because they don’t understand why you’re putting them through this hell, you feel guilty because you can’t afford to support them all, you feel guilty because you can’t give them a home, and it breaks your fucking heart when you let them go.
Well, most of the time — when the other two toms went, hissing, spitting, snarling and growling, trying to amputate my fingers and possibly my jugular in the process, y’know, for those two, I wasn’t that heartbroken. Anything that mean & vicious will do fiiiiiiiiine on their own. But I want that little black cat. He just wrapped his huge lungs around my heart and I can’t stop thinking about him.
I guess that this is when you finally give in and admit that you’ve become THE CRAZY CAT LADY!!!!! GAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
]]>Life is hard, and the odds are only one of the three will make it to maturity.
]]>Sad to read of Teddy’s passing… and sad to think of all the cats and dogs who died needlessly due to the tainted food.
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