Comments on: Back To The Press Room

By: Bryan

Bryan — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 17:13:38 +0000

Americans died in the US and the Senate office building and multiple post office buildings had to be de-contaminated, but they have been as successful at capturing the people behind it as they have in catching Osama bin Laden.

Well, a press secretary is a little higher up the chain than a gofer, but the logic applies, Jams. I seem to remember some of the “major” al Qaeda figures include chauffeurs, travel agents, and barbers, so press spokesman isn’t the bottom.

By: jams o donnell

jams o donnell — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 16:41:34 +0000

Perhaps the they say number twos instread of…. On the other hand it wouldn’t make great copy to say that an Al Qaeda gofer had been captured.

By: Cookie Jill

Cookie Jill — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 07:47:57 +0000

Geez. Catching all these #2 Al Qaeda dudes and not a single capture of those terrorists who sent anthrax to Democratic lawmakers and a TV Newsanchor.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 05:12:38 +0000

Yeah, but you have never claimed to be a hunter, even a Romney-type hunter.

By: hipparchia

hipparchia — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 04:34:24 +0000

*i* didn’t know. i’ve never tried to bring down anything larger than a rusty old tin can.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 03:09:33 +0000

Nah, everyone knows you need at least goose loads in a 16 gauge to bring down a lawyer, a 28 gauge with 7½ bird shot just doesn’t get it.

By: hipparchia

hipparchia — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 00:45:56 +0000

i’m thinking dick cheney can’t hit whatever he’s aiming at.

then again, we don’t know for sure or not if his design all along was to accidenally-on-purpose kill worthington in a staged hunting accident.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Thu, 19 Jul 2007 00:24:59 +0000

I’m beginning to think that the safest groups in the Middle East are those that actually attack the US, like Libya, al Qaeda, and Baathist insurgents. Hmm, the US armed and trained Libya, the original fighters who became al Qaeda, and Saddam. I’m beginning to see a pattern emerge.

By: Badtux

Badtux — Wed, 18 Jul 2007 23:02:13 +0000

Hmm, are you saying that “Dead Eye Dick” and his crew don’t always hit the target they supposedly went hunting for? That they might, like, shoot a member of their hunting party in the face rather than their stated prey? You don’t say!

– Badtux the Snarky Penguin