Most seniors remember either the Depression or other recessions, so I’m guessing they’ll put it in their mattresses or a coffee can out back. The good news is that the new plastic coffee cans won’t leak or rust out like the old cans.
Unfortunately, they don’t think we are any smarter than they are, and if my current congresscritter [Joe Scarborough’s replacement] loses two more IQ points they’ll have to start watering him.
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