Eriposte at Left Coaster covers another manufactured outrage by Obama advisors in Crying Fits and Joe McCarthy.

Retired Air Force General McPeak takes a statement of Bill Clinton out of context so he can claim that Clinton is acting like Joe McCarthy and questioning Obama’s patriotism.

“I think it’s horrible. I’m really disappointed because I worked for President Clinton, you know?” McPeak said when asked by reporters.

About that “I worked for President Clinton”, the preposition “for” tends to make people think that McPeak was one of the few general officers in the Pentagon who didn’t regularly call Bill Clinton a “a draft-dodging communist”, a situation that got so bad that there was a letter circulated by the Secretary of Defense that the conduct would not be tolerated and people might be retiring sooner than anticipated and at ranks lower than expected.

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There have been numerous complaints received regarding the services provided under the current regime and we would like to take the time to respond to these complaints and to help those of you in the outlying areas understand the true situation.

It has been noted that several individuals purporting to be the “Easter Bunny” do not seem to be authentic. Of course they’re not authentic. We don’t do personal appearances or take requests. As the anthropomorphic personification of a blended holiday we are entirely too involved in attempting to fulfill the unreasoned expectations of various groups. Besides which, we noticed that many of the requests came from people with French surnames, and I don’t think it is necessary to remind people what happens to rabbits in France: in Britain bunnies are found in children books; in France in cookbooks. [See also North Korea.]

We had what we thought was an excellent solution, but then discovered that due to his existence as a pookah, Harvey was not visible to major segments of the population and, to be honest, he had a problem staying away from the tipple for any major block of time.

As for the quality of the costumes, we are certainly not going to recommend anyone “donate” their pelt so these obvious frauds can have “genuine rabbit fur” costumes.

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