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Comments on: The Junta Versus The Hedgemony https://whynow.dumka.us/2008/06/02/the-junta-versus-the-hedgemony/ On-line Opinion Magazine...OK, it's a blog Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:26:22 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.3 By: Bryan https://whynow.dumka.us/2008/06/02/the-junta-versus-the-hedgemony/comment-page-1/#comment-37133 Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:26:22 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/?p=4255#comment-37133 My Mother would be unlimbering her 16 gauge if she saw them near an apricot, Lady Min.

That looks to be big enough to be a raven, although the beak looks wrong. It’s bigger than our crows, to be sure.

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By: Bryan https://whynow.dumka.us/2008/06/02/the-junta-versus-the-hedgemony/comment-page-1/#comment-37132 Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:21:14 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/?p=4255#comment-37132 I “baby-sat” Felipe, a severe macaw for six-months. Understand that severes are small macaws.

He went through two 1½-inch hardwood dowels in his cage a month; he savaged a neighbor’s 16-pound tom cat, who was planning on a free meal; he bit a gold Cross pen in half when the stupid vet, who assured me he was familiar with large birds and didn’t need the welding gauntlets I offered, attempted to inspect his beak. Felipe loved my sister-in-law, but generally felt the rest of the world needed to be torn apart.

I handled him with welding gauntlets, and the knowledge that he would sit quietly on my shoulder. His wings were clipped, so he enjoyed rides in my VW convertible perched on the rear view mirror with his wings spread. Other than the fact that he crapped all over everything, we generally got along much better than he got along with my brother.

Felipe caused several thousand dollars worth of damage to the wood siding and railings of my brother’s condo, as cedar isn’t much of a challenge to a beak that can pierce Coke cans.

An adult severe macaw can wake the dead if it decides it is time to shriek. Understand I could push 450 watts through my Bose 901 speakers, and they were no match for him. It only happened if I forgot to do certain end of the day procedures, so I only forgot once.

Anyone who chooses to keep a member of the parrot/macaw group in their house is certifiable.

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By: LadyMin https://whynow.dumka.us/2008/06/02/the-junta-versus-the-hedgemony/comment-page-1/#comment-37131 Mon, 09 Jun 2008 05:07:03 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/?p=4255#comment-37131 I still think the Rosellas were pretty. They were also destructive. Here’s a naughty Rosella stripping apricots from a tree. There were 4 or 5 more of them up there yelling at me. The nerve.

The blackbirds were just plain evil! This one swooped in and started eating the frys right off a plate. I wasn’t going to try and chase it away. There was a second one sitting on a nearby railing; keeping guard I would imagine.

As for squirrels… I have lots of them and would be willing to export them to anyone that wants them! They especially like my yard because I have a walnut tree. They build nests in the nearby elm tree and there is no getting rid of them.

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By: Kryten42 https://whynow.dumka.us/2008/06/02/the-junta-versus-the-hedgemony/comment-page-1/#comment-37125 Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:47:29 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/?p=4255#comment-37125 Hah! Trust me m8… If you had Rosella’s, you wouldn’t think they were just budgies! If you work night shift, or up late and need to sleep in past 5 AM, you have no hope in hell without industrial earplugs or sound proofing!

And check out the cockies (sulfur-crested cockatoos) & Galah’s too! They are a lot bigger and just as bad! Cockies can live 65 years or so, and they are apparently one of the more intelligent avian species. People (stupid people) are starting to have them as pets. *sigh* The problem being that when a cockie decides you live in a good area, it will get all it’s friends, and you can kiss that neighborhood goodbye! A flock of cockies will destroy any smaller trees in no time, and destroy your house too, especially if it’s timber.

The Sulphur-crested Cockatoo’s normal diet consists of berries, seeds, nuts and roots. It also takes handouts from humans. The species has become a pest around urban areas, where it uses its powerful bill to destroy timber decking and paneling on houses. Feeding normally takes place in small to large groups, with one or more members of the group watching for danger from a nearby perch.

When not feeding, Cockatoos will bite off branches and leaves from trees. These items are not eaten, however. The activity may help to keep the bill trimmed and from growing too large.

Check this out:
Cockies’ peck wreck

Info and an MP3 of a cocky here. Multiply the sound by 20-100, and you get the idea!
Sulphur-crested Cockatoo

Galah

So, as well as the most venomous snakes and spiders, we also have the noisiest and most destructive birds known to man! LOL

I’ll let LadyMin tell you about the blackbirds here that she got to meet having lunch one day! LOL Maybe she’ll post a couple pic’s. 😉

Who says Mother Nature doesn’t have a nasty sense of humor!

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By: Bryan https://whynow.dumka.us/2008/06/02/the-junta-versus-the-hedgemony/comment-page-1/#comment-37124 Mon, 09 Jun 2008 03:09:03 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/?p=4255#comment-37124 I looked up Rosellas and first thought you were off the deep end complaining about budgies for crying out loud. Then about two-thirds of the way down the page you start to see the pest control pages about them.

They sound like the drunken robins we get in the Spring that raid the camphor trees for berries on their way North. Hordes of the noisy pests passing purple berries through their system and dropping them all over everything.

The big different is that the Rosellas apparentlycrush the seeds, rather than just passing them through, so they are no use to the plants, and they strip everything that’s edible.

They’ve killed all of the large snakes that controlled the rodent population, so it’s feral cats or poison to control rats and mice.

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By: Kryten42 https://whynow.dumka.us/2008/06/02/the-junta-versus-the-hedgemony/comment-page-1/#comment-37122 Mon, 09 Jun 2008 01:38:14 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/?p=4255#comment-37122 Actually… we do have evil Rosella’s! They will send out a couple scouts to see if you have a shotgun or something, and if you don’t do anything, they call all their friends and will strip a huge almond or walnut tree in a couple days! And if you get the garden hose out or yell at them, they sit on the branches and tell you off, very loudly! And they laugh at you too!

LadyMin saw them when she was here, she thought they were pretty, ’cause they are red and multi-colored… and then they started yelling at her too! LOL Even cat’s don’t scare them!

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By: Kryten42 https://whynow.dumka.us/2008/06/02/the-junta-versus-the-hedgemony/comment-page-1/#comment-37120 Mon, 09 Jun 2008 00:49:14 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/?p=4255#comment-37120 Hmmm. I don’t think we do… I’ve never seen one here anyway! We have possums… they are bad enough! And we don’t gave gophers either! I thought that gophers and raccoons were the terrorists there? LadyMin is always complaining about them! 😀

I think I prefer our snakes etc! Much easier to deal with I think!

Good luck then!

How about automated flamethrowers?

LOL

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By: Bryan https://whynow.dumka.us/2008/06/02/the-junta-versus-the-hedgemony/comment-page-1/#comment-37117 Sun, 08 Jun 2008 20:13:43 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/?p=4255#comment-37117 Squirrels laugh at electrified fences, they are evil, insane creatures out to control the world – everyone knows that. Where do you think the jihadists get their tactics from – watching squirrels. Suicider squirrels will short out the electrical grid so the foraging units can strip your bird feeders and nut trees.

You must not have squirrels “Down Under”.

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By: Kryten42 https://whynow.dumka.us/2008/06/02/the-junta-versus-the-hedgemony/comment-page-1/#comment-37111 Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:18:13 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/?p=4255#comment-37111 Hmmm! Good luck with the sunflowers Bryan! 😀 If that doesn’t work, you could try electrified chicken wire! 😉 LOL

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By: Bryan https://whynow.dumka.us/2008/06/02/the-junta-versus-the-hedgemony/comment-page-1/#comment-37109 Sun, 08 Jun 2008 06:10:35 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/?p=4255#comment-37109 I’ll probably end up with the sunflowers crushed by the guards.

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