One of my dreams was being able to convince the Soviet Strategic Rocket Forces that Burkburnett, Texas absolutely needed to be on their target list.
Really lovely place, with welcoming people 😈
]]>All that said, I did once spend a day in nearby Wichita Falls, where our high school choir bus broke down. At that age, we didn’t care; the moves on our mind had nothing to do with transportation.
]]>Hopefully we have seen the last of these people in January, and never have to think of them again.
]]>Many real Texans don’t wear boots at all. (I am one of those.) Those among us who do wear boots, know perfectly well how to lace them. Those who don’t know how to lace their own footgear aren’t real Texans. (Why would the Shrubbery need cowboy boots anyway, considering he’s more than a bit shy of horses?)
]]>At least he and his brother weren’t sent to the medieval chamber of horrors where their dad went to school to “toughen them up”.
When Americans celebrities do this kind of thing it’s called community service, and it’s part of a plea bargain.
]]>Kind of throws a curve ball into that old adage about a broken home, too. Do you think Harry ever remembers his parents happy together? Yet, he manages to be thankful for what he has and give back.
What is the world coming to?
]]>And anyway… It’s not like the Bushmorons kids need any help looking bad. They are quite capable of that all by themselves. 🙂 Next, they may even learn to tie shoe laces by themselves! The possibilities are endless! By the time they reach 40 or 50, they may even be able to string a sentence together that’s grammatically correct! Though, given their genetic inheritance… that may be a bit beyond their capabilities. That skill has eluded their father. Then again, I doubt he can tie his own shoe laces, so there may be some hope for the kids. Anything is possible. 🙂
LMAO
]]>At most they are concerned about the next election, not the next generation.
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