Comments on: Because

By: Bryan

Bryan — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:43:18 +0000

Wrong hat…

By: Mustang Bobby

Mustang Bobby — Mon, 14 Jul 2008 16:02:44 +0000

“Hey, Rocky! Watch me pull a rabbit out of my hat! Okay, a cat….”

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 15:03:45 +0000

The moose has a very sensitive upper lip that it uses to “grab” its food that has a lot of nerve endings. Not something you should poke in a cat’s face. Moose are very effective for taking out cars, not so good with cats.

The bulls have antlers that they shed in the late fall. That’s an early Spring rack on that bull moose. The Bull Moose Party was a good deal more progressive and aggressive than the current invertebrates in the so-called Democratic Party.

By: Steve Bates

Steve Bates — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 14:16:49 +0000

Are you and that cat trying to resurrect the Bull Moose Party this election?

(Actually, I have no idea of the gender of that moose.)

By: John B.

John B. — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 11:14:00 +0000

My money is on the cat. The moose doesn’t have good claws.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 05:47:44 +0000

As much respect as I have for moose from living in Alaska, I have two cats outside right now who would give that moose a going over. They would scoot up that nose like a live oak, and life would get interesting afterwards. They aren’t very smart, so they don’t know its hopeless.

By: hipparchia

hipparchia — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 05:19:45 +0000

curmudgeon cat, patriotic american that he is, would try to beat up that moose.

By: Kryten42

Kryten42 — Sun, 13 Jul 2008 05:12:50 +0000

Errrrm… That looks to me like a soon-to-be-dead cat trying to face down a crazy moose! LOL

Something like…

Cat: “get outa my yard!”
Moose: *evil glare*, *SNORT* wudya say to me, greastain? *STOMP*

Ahem. 😉