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Comments on: Chauffeur Verdict In https://whynow.dumka.us/2008/08/06/chauffeur-verdict-in/ On-line Opinion Magazine...OK, it's a blog Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:34:13 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.3 By: Bryan https://whynow.dumka.us/2008/08/06/chauffeur-verdict-in/comment-page-1/#comment-38491 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:34:13 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/?p=4757#comment-38491 As I said at your place, they have the barber and travel agent in custody [really!], so their trials are coming.

Under the law they are using, there are certain places in the US where Muslim charities are part of the United Way campaign, so entire city, state, and Federal offices can be charged.

I’m waiting to see the seal for the Department of Homeland Security’s Snark and Snipe Hunting Agency.

]]> By: Badtux https://whynow.dumka.us/2008/08/06/chauffeur-verdict-in/comment-page-1/#comment-38489 Thu, 07 Aug 2008 20:09:01 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/?p=4757#comment-38489 Well, there’s also the fact that you need, like, evidence to convict a taxi driver of anything other than, well, driving a taxi, and while prosecutors love to boast about how they can convict a ham sandwich of murder, the reality is that you need at least something to base a conviction on besides the statement of the prosecutor that “he’s guilty!”. In the end the jury of military officers convicted him only of doing the thing which he and everybody else already admitted he did — drive Osama’s taxi.

Next up: the war crimes trials of Osama bin Laden’s barber, his tailor, the guy who sold Osama some kebabs one time, … what an effin’ travesty.

– Badtux the Disgusted Penguin

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