…but it’s raining
…but it will get stolen
…but I don’t own enough extension cords.
These are the people who cause all of the stupid warning labels on everything we buy. These are the people who used a hair dryer in the shower. These are the people who can drown in a gallon bucket. These are the people who store gasoline in the utility room with the gas hot water heater.
]]>i was sorely tempted to leave him to collect his darwin award, but instead i went home and called the police and described the situation. they showed up on his doorstep right quicklike and ‘splained a couple things to him. apparently in terms he could understand.
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