There’s a web site that is just as deluded and invokes a flavor of astrology, more than astronomy.

Oh, the creationism is inherent because not only is the Earth the center of the universe, the whole thing is only 6,000 years old.

Kansas – where brain cells go to die.

The only spam I read is from my right-wing mailing lists. I learn the most interesting things there. Like, did you know that Obama is a Communist working to nationalize the U.S. economy? For true, we’re all gonna be slaves to the Obamination! And the Bible is now available on video for 1/4th the previous price, yes, 75% off! And please send your money to this charity that helps our wounded soldiers, the one where, when I check it out, less than 5% of the money actually makes it to the soldiers. Yes, reading my right-wing mailing lists is like a dip into an alternate reality where things like “facts” and “reason” are a liberal conspiracy…

– Badtux the Well-spammed Penguin

I want better spam, more craftsmanship. The English language is rich and I want to see some effort.

I sometimes read my SPAM for a laugh. Sometimes I fell like replying and tell them how stupid and ignorant they are. Few are really well done and hard to spot, others are just abysmal! A 6 YO child could write better than some of these moronic phishers and spammers.