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By: Kryten42

Kryten42 — Sat, 16 May 2009 06:20:43 +0000

Hmmm. Badtux, I really HATE to admit, but I do, sadly, see your point! 😐

*sigh*

😉 😆

By: Badtux

Badtux — Sat, 16 May 2009 05:35:35 +0000

Kryten, you just summarized what makes The Shat so awesome in one paragraph. He is... The Shat! The very epitomy of Large Ham, who spends half his on-screen time chewing the scenery and the other half being, well, The Shat. Teh Shat be Teh Awesome, in a horrible sorta way. Heh. Badtux´s last blog post..Map Cat

By: Kryten42

Kryten42 — Sat, 16 May 2009 01:31:24 +0000

First off… Shatner is *NOT* an actor! Actor’s… well, actors act. They pretend to be someone they are not normally (at least, not normally in public). Shatner is just… himself. He gives a whole new meaning to the actor’s idea of a ‘ham’. He even admited in an interview once that he only took the role of Capt. Kirk when he saw the babes and the costumes they’d be wearing. 😆 Mind you… I can’t actually blame him for that… 😉 ahem.

Calling Shatner an actor is like calling G.W. Bush a President. It’s only true technically.

And shut up LadyMin! 😛 😉 😀

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sat, 16 May 2009 01:06:03 +0000

Well, there is little doubt that he is at the top of the bottom in everything he tries. It is really a rather amazing thing, like the fascination people have to bad accidents, especially ones where you have to drive around sundry body parts covered in traps.

By: Badtux

Badtux — Fri, 15 May 2009 22:40:02 +0000

"I'm a roooooocket maaan!" Oh come on now, The Shat has his own Church of the Holy Toupee and Paunch and everything. If it wasn't for the fact that he was so cheap in 1966 when Gene Roddenberry and a $5-per-show budget went looking for a captain for his "Horatio Hornblower in Space" television show, The Shat would be lurking in some suburb of Toronto today gracefully retired after a lifetime of hawking used cars, maybe occasionally "singing" some karaoke or doing some very bad standup comedy in the local clubs. What makes The Shat so much Teh Awesome is that he took that one break and turned it into a career that is completely awesome in its cr*ptacularness, sort of like the awe you feel watching a building collapse during a controlled demolition. It's like, "daaaang, it's a shame that beautiful old building is being torn down, but wasn't that awesome?!" The Shat has a talent for, well, cr*p. Heh. - Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin Badtux´s last blog post..More on "Socialist Medicine"

By: Bryan

Bryan — Fri, 15 May 2009 21:51:14 +0000

The only problem with Shatner is that his example gives hope to a lot of people who should go back to parking cars full time, or flipping burgers. Face it – if Shater can make it, anyone can.

By: Badtux

Badtux — Fri, 15 May 2009 20:46:49 +0000

Hey, K, quit dissin' The Shat! The Shat is, like, the coolest old dude around. He's so bad as an actor and a singer that he's good, if that makes any sense in a deconstructionist kinda way. C'mon, admit it, you wish you'll be as cool as The Shat when you get to his advanced age, heh :-). As for mink, gotta say I agree. Thankfully mink aren't as good at surviving outside of captivity as nutria rats, or we'd really have problems. (Nutria are eating south Louisiana to shreds, they're non-natives that were originally imported for fur farms but then nutria fur fell out of favor so the farmers just opened their cages and let'em go). Badtux´s last blog post..More on "Socialist Medicine"

By: Bryan

Bryan — Fri, 15 May 2009 17:12:11 +0000

Actually, the pink guns are special order for conservative GOP Congresscritters [rimshot].

I remember when there was a big release of minks in the UK. There was “mink paste” all over the local highways, and a lot of angry people who lost chickens and small pets to the marauding bands of weasels. They were farm raised and those that did not return to their cages died quickly as they knew nothing about survival.

People who buy pets based on fashion trends or media coverage really need “tutoring”.

By: Kryten42

Kryten42 — Fri, 15 May 2009 16:08:41 +0000

PS (While my previous post awaits His Modship… 😉

If anyone wants to reminisce and watch that ST episode, The Trouble with Tribbles, CBS had the whole video here (about 50min’s):

Plot: The Enterprise is overrun by furry creatures while tangling with Klingons and bureaucrats.

Enjoy! 😉 (Personally… I REALLY cannot stand Shatner!! I wish they had been minks!) *sigh* 😉

By: Kryten42

Kryten42 — Fri, 15 May 2009 16:01:38 +0000

Mehhhh. The military has been colorizing weapons for a century! 😉

Though admitedly… not exactly as a ‘fashion statement’ unless the statement is something like: *Do anything I don’t like and die!* 😉 😀

I looked like the stuff of kids nightmares in my Gillie (or Ghillie) Suit. I think LadyMin has seen a pic I have of that. 😆 The suits I used were not just for cammo. They were my living environment for a week or two, and cost as much as a Hummer. 😉

Heh…

Jill: chihuahuas? Fashion accessory? The mind boggles! What… do they stitcha few together to make a stole, like minks? 😉 😆

I got my mom a mink stole for her 50th birthday. 🙂 She was once accosted by some young treehugging ignorant fool who didn’t understand that minks are one of the most vicious, ferrel fastest breeding buggers on the planet! It’s where they got the idea for Tribbles from on the original StarTrek (except that if they were minks, Kirk would have been stripped to the bone in seconds). I’d love to throw a few of them into a cage with some minks. So how long the love lasts! 😆

Kirk and Tribbles