Comments on: The Easter Bunny Responds

By: Bryan

Bryan — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 21:21:25 +0000

In reply to Rook.

Actually, you can get them, but they are European and expensive, but usually feature real dark chocolate, and you wouldn’t waste any on children, Jack.

The Chinese or Mexican [in the case of Hershey’s] are milk chocolate and not very good, which is odd considering that real Mexican chocolate that is sold to Mexicans in Mexico is good and made with natural cocoa, vanilla, cane sugar, and mostly natural ingredients because they are cheaper than the artificial ingredients used in the “developed” world.

Shows the danger of hypoxia from exercise, which is one of the many reasons I avoid it. That was just your average Bachmann supporter, Rook. No doubt he was late for a Tea Party with the Mad Hatter, or Glenn Beck [not a lot of difference].

By: Rook

Rook — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 20:06:57 +0000

The day after, while completing my first leg of the 2010 Tour De Rook, I swear I saw a poker faced, cigar chewing, extra large bunny hiding in the bushes down at the Mississippi and the St. Croix confluence.

Oh, and worst joke EVER: Why does the Easter Bunny hide eggs? Because he did not want the rest of the bunnies to know he was screwing chickens.

Okay, sorry. I’ll stop now.
.-= last blog ..2010 Tour De Rook – Leg 1 =-.

By: Jack K., the Grumpy Forester

Jack K., the Grumpy Forester — Mon, 05 Apr 2010 02:20:26 +0000

…so who do I contact to make sure that the balance of chocolate Easter Bunny production skews more heavily toward solid, rather than hollowed out, bodies? Even though my kids are in their late teens to early twenties, I still have a powerful parental urge to make sure they don’t get sick from all that candy, and a solid dismembered chocolate body is what I’m talkin’ about…