Comments on: Watch The Money, Not The Words

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 22:36:25 +0000

Actually, as befits her “conservatism”, she scowls a lot, which is understandable, given what her parents did to her at birth.

By: Badtux

Badtux — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 16:28:11 +0000

The question is, does Twinkle have a good smile?

And some people believe Carl Hiaasen writes fiction. Heh ;).

– Badtux the Easily Amused Penguin

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 15:27:59 +0000

She’s a lobbyist and writes op-eds for one of the Alabama newspapers. I remember that she is somehow tied to casino gambling, probably as a lobbyist.

Threatening cars isn’t too worrisome, but if the threat was to pick-ups… well, that’s why they have gun racks in the rear window.

By: Steve Bates

Steve Bates — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 14:43:29 +0000

Ah, but we know all about her car-raping, toilet-bitten self:

Twinkle tinkles, diddles cars;
How I wonder if it scars…

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 05:04:47 +0000

That guy is going to have turn up the crazy to approach the ads running for the Republican primaries in Alabama.

Least you think I jest, check out Twinkle Andress Cavanaugh, who has been endorsed by Mike Huckabee in her run for the Alabama Public Service Commission.

She is running against the White House and Congress for a position on the board that regulates utilities in Alabama. She actually remembers to make a passing remark in her ads to utility rates, but her ads are all voice overs, so I wonder what her voice sounds like.

Twinkle is her legal first name, it is not a nickname.

By: Badtux

Badtux — Sat, 10 Jul 2010 04:17:06 +0000

Mr. Peterson needs to just count his blessings. The powers that be clearly have their hands too busy protecting Florida from car-raping sorcerer terrorists, who, if he distracts them too much, could come and rape his car. - Badtux the Snarky Penguin