Comments on: Just Plow It Under

By: Bryan

Bryan — Mon, 23 May 2011 17:58:25 +0000

If the Republicant have a viable candidate, that individual is well hidden. With the front-end loading of the whack-jobs in the primaries, it is difficult for a serious candidate to make a run in either party.

By: harley130

harley130 — Mon, 23 May 2011 11:12:24 +0000

The Repukians do have a sorry lot to contend with. At this point any serious candidate that might even consider entering the primary is seriously reconsidering their options. With all the SAH’s (Stupid A$$ Holes) that are already announce a legitimate candidate would be afraid of getting mentioned in the same article as one of them.
When compared against Michelle Bachmann, even Sarah Palin looks like a friggin genius.
It’s still early in the game though and no telling who or what will come crawling out of the Repukian garbage pile.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Mon, 23 May 2011 05:45:27 +0000

It would be a cage match between T-Paw and Michele Bachmann for bragging rights in Minnesota, and no one knows who he is. His last national exposure is when the bridge collapsed into the Mississippi, now there’s a recommendation for higher office.

Romney is the choice of the Village, but the GOP base won’t vote for him. The GOP doesn’t have any national candidates, it’s really pathetic.

By: Badtux

Badtux — Mon, 23 May 2011 05:19:47 +0000

Zero is like the IDF, he looks brilliant because he’s lucky in his enemies. If the Republicans ran one sane and intelligent candidate against Zero, he’d be toast. But that clown circus? T-Paw is duller than watching paint dry, Romney is hated by the batshit lunatics who pack GOP primaries (who don’t like the fact he wears magic undies either), the rest of them are wannabes, nobodies, so unlikeable that even Republicans would have trouble voting for them, or outright loonies. It’s like the IDF taking on Syria and Egypt simultaneously in 1967… could anybody really doubt the outcome, given the assorted incompetents they were going up against? It was like Zero against Grampa Simpson and the Wassily Snowbilly in 2008 — it was no contest.

Of course we know what happened when the IDF went against a real enemy, in 2006 when they took on Hezbollah and got their butts handed to them starting at hour one (when one of their supposedly impregnable Merkava tanks made it a whole hundred yards into Lebanon before blowing up like a friggin’ New Year’s fireworks display), and that enemy was armed mostly with 1960’s Soviet gear and improvised explosives. Similarly, if the GOP could round up even one halfway sane and competent candidate and get him nominated, Obama would be in trouble. But this clown parade? The only thing Obama needs fear is that their clown car might stall in the middle of Pennsylvania Avenue and cause a traffic tie-up near the White House… that’s the closest any of this bunch is getting to the White House, yo.

– Badtux the Snarky Penguin