Comments on: Darwin Award Winner

By: Bryan

Bryan — Fri, 03 Apr 2015 00:45:37 +0000

In the old days the inner perimeter was guarded by Marines and the outer by the Army. Apparently Rumsfeld privatized anything that wasn’t directly related to combat.

These guys that get hired today don’t really have a lot of imagination, and the rules about access are clear. Failure to stop means you can fire your gun, that’s what they understand. The spikes are automatically deployed. They don’t have to think, just follow the script.

By: Badtux

Badtux — Thu, 02 Apr 2015 08:00:18 +0000

The force that guards the NSA is now contractors, Bryan. Given the general quality of the lowest-bidder contractors that they hire, including one contract sysadmin who took the details of our nation’s most secret programs straight to our enemies in China and Russia, I wouldn’t assume anything about their quality. Especially given the butterbars they have “supervising” them, who are as clueless as the dregs that the contract security firms hire.

Yeah, we had trouble with these guys keeping their surveillance systems in operational order. It ain’t like the old days. SIGH.

By: ellroon

ellroon — Tue, 31 Mar 2015 16:46:06 +0000

But… the NSA likes chicks, right? Their plan would have worked if … uh.. Officer Friendly was distracted by their beauty and sex appeal and let them in as they had assumed… right?