Reality is that there is literally no argument that will make the Christiban believe that there’s anything beyond the Bible because Faith, Faith I say. glory hallalujah amen washed in the blood of the Lamb and accepted Jeeeeezus as personal savior! To which I have a pat answer when someone asks me if I’ve accepted Jesus as my personal Lord and Savior. “No thank you, I’m heterosexual.”

– Badtux the Snarky Penguin

If you actually read the Bible and have ever taken a literature course, it is obvious from the variations in vocabulary choice and sentence structure that there were multiple authors involved in every chapter. I have checked with people who read Hebrew and it is true in the Torah, not just the translated versions. This was a cut and paste operation that occurred over an extended time frame. A number of the stories were plagiarized versions from Gilgamesh.

Yeah, I’ve never gotten the reliance upon the Bible as a science text when it can’t even make up its mind about how the world was created. But the Christiban will never admit that these creation stories are fables, because the Bible is infallible. They’ll just mumble something about how they’re both true, but human minds aren’t smart enough to figure out how.

They would have a better case if their weren’t two versions of creation in their book.

— Typical American Conservatives