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https://whynow.dumka.us/2015/11/02/in-other-news-17/ On-line Opinion Magazine...OK, it's a blog Tue, 03 Nov 2015 16:18:28 +0000 hourly 1 https://wordpress.org/?v=6.4.3 https://whynow.dumka.us/2015/11/02/in-other-news-17/comment-page-1/#comment-80328 Tue, 03 Nov 2015 16:18:28 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/?p=36097#comment-80328 This is why shift supervisors have a Breathalyzer available – for officers filing reports like this. [No, doughnuts do not ferment in your stomach and produce alcohol…]

]]> https://whynow.dumka.us/2015/11/02/in-other-news-17/comment-page-1/#comment-80326 Tue, 03 Nov 2015 06:01:10 +0000 http://whynow.dumka.us/?p=36097#comment-80326 Oh. My. I somehow suspect that the officer filling out that report was laughing so hard he barely managed to finish it before spreading it far and wide.

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