Comments on: The Odyssey – 2017 CE

By: Bryan

Bryan — Fri, 14 Apr 2017 18:32:04 +0000

Watertown, Mass is a suburb of Boston and has real Italian restaurants ….

By: hipparchia

hipparchia — Fri, 14 Apr 2017 00:32:52 +0000

– stuff happens, anyone could mistake Watertown, Massachusetts for Fort Walton Beach, Florida.

I’ve actually been to both those places — the 2 towns look a lot alike to me 😛

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sun, 09 Apr 2017 01:04:17 +0000

These are the kinds of things you expect during December, but nothing is going on. They may be cutting the work force because things are slow. Frankly, you guess is as good as mine…

By: paintedjaguar

paintedjaguar — Sat, 08 Apr 2017 16:56:44 +0000

Don’t believe the shoddy coverup, Bryan. Clearly your package was requisitioned and sidelined for drone delivery testing. The multiple labels probably contain variations of machine readable coding. Still a few bugs to work out apparently. Or maybe their contractor is working under cost-plus.

By: Bryan

Bryan — Sat, 08 Apr 2017 02:23:40 +0000

There’s the problem – if they didn’t stop and let the time drain off you might have received the package before you ordered it and then you wouldn’t have ordered it and the time line would snap. 😈

They need to pull the flux capacitors out of the trucks and start making a few left turns.

By: Badtux

Badtux — Sat, 08 Apr 2017 00:36:03 +0000

There’s some serious time warps going on. The order was processed and ready for UPS by 4/5 6:27PM. Then it left San Bernardino at 4/5 3:13PM.

Uhm, wha?

By: Bryan

Bryan — Fri, 07 Apr 2017 16:38:45 +0000

There was bad weather in Colorado, where they may have accidentally sent your package after arrival in Sunnyvale 🙂

By: Badtux

Badtux — Fri, 07 Apr 2017 05:19:39 +0000

Seems to be in the air. Here is the message I received this morning:

“Your package scheduled for delivery on Thursday, 04/06/2017 may be delayed due to unexpected circumstances. We apologize for any inconvenience this may cause.

Exception Reason: An emergency situation or severe weather condition has delayed delivery.
Exception Resolution: Your delivery has been rescheduled for the next business day.

Select the highlighted tracking number below to view the latest package status.”

So I click on the tracking number and see:

Sunnyvale, CA, United States
04/06/2017 10:00 A.M. An emergency situation or severe weather condition has delayed delivery. / Your delivery has been rescheduled for the next business day.
04/06/2017 5:15 A.M. Arrival Scan
South San Francisco, CA, United States
04/06/2017 4:28 A.M. Departure Scan

Apparently between 5:15AM and 10:00AM, my package was in a time warp inside the Sunnyvale processing center (Sunnyvale is where my delivery driver comes from)… either that, or the “severe weather condition” (there wasn’t any today) was that the driver was under the weather, as in, came to work drunk…

Oh well, hopefully tomorrow my new pfSense firewall appliance gets here. At least, it’s already there in the building, if it doesn’t get here, I’m going to go there and ask them why!

By: Bryan

Bryan — Thu, 06 Apr 2017 18:19:54 +0000

The brown trucks kept passing in and out of this reality. They probably went too close to Trump properties – known gateways to the Dungeon Dimensions.

By: Shirt

Shirt — Thu, 06 Apr 2017 15:39:10 +0000

It sounds as if you received interference from the multiverse.