Scummo is bad but he can at least locate your major cities on a map and has worked somewhere more expansive than a family business. You can also look to the possibility of a party spill to remove him without waiting 4 years for an election. You still have foreign allies and friends. I do admit he is a bit of a prat who should not be trusted with any children, as he wouldn’t know how to deal with them and they would steal him blind. Also he does manage to tell the truth occasionally and can recognize most natural disasters as bad things. OTOH he doesn’t seem to be any more successful that Trump in actually fixing anything.

Ohhh… Really??!

https://twitter.com/WittaTwitta/status/1163017879572238336

If Scummo & Trump wore bags over their heads, nobody could tell the difference.

We are the same age so I know exactly what he was taught in primary and secondary school in New York. He remembers none of it. He has no concept of what the job of the President is, much less knowing how to do it. There should be someone on staff who would track dates like Juneteenth and Ax Handle Saturday and who would handle the cards he needed to identify local leaders, but there is no one to do that on his team and he would ignore them even if the job was filled.

At least in your system you can’t get a total ignorant newcomer in the top job. I don’t know if it’s better but at least you are assured that they are screwing things up on purpose.

His family has disowned him. He still looks like the lead in Nosferatu.

I think that’s a safe bet to make.