This Just In
This is a picture of an unidentified blogger being helped into the Emergency Entrance of a hospital by members of the editorial staff of the American Governance Institute for Truth’s Public Review of On-line Professionalism magazine. The dark glasses and umbrella are necessary to shield the blogger from the effects of natural sunlight.
A spokesperson for AGIT-PROP said that they responded after e-mail from Tennessee reported that the blogger had failed to post or comment for more than an hour. He had begun to have blogging withdrawal symptoms after squirrels ate through his cable connection and the cable company’s customer service center had closed down due to a typhoon in the Indian Ocean.