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Kansas Fires Up The Time Machine — Why Now?
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Kansas Fires Up The Time Machine


While a Dover, Pennsylvania school board waits to find out how badly they are going to lose their case [having lost their jobs in yesterday’s election], the Kansas state school board redefines science to permit the teaching of Creationism Intelligent Design [as well as astrology and alchemy]. I’m beginning to believe that Dorothy was wrong: she and Toto were in Kansas. I wonder if Hogwarts School has plans to open a satellite campus outside Topeka.

If these people think they are racking up points with the “Big Guy” by their efforts, they might want to review the “Big Ten”. I would direct their attention specifically to the item about false witness.

As I try not to be totally negative, I will say that this change will be of benefit to students of the bio-sciences in other states vying for positions at universities and medical schools, having all of the competition from Kansas eliminated.

When Thomas Frank tried to explain What’s the Matter with Kansas?, he neglected to mention they were waiting for the return of Zardoz.