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The Hyper-Patriotic Order of ChickenHawks


A yellow ribbon with brown edges indicating that they listen to bad pop songs, and what would happen if they had to serve. The bronzed base metal medallion has a bas-relief of a mouthy cartoon character with delusions of grandeur. The members are awarded the white feather device for each armed conflict they advocated for while avoiding service.


Members of the order tend to wear these on their lapels rather than the miniature ribbon pin

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1 Why Now? » Blog Archive » Miscellany { 04.30.06 at 9:49 pm }

[…] If you are in for some absurdity be sure to see Colonel Sander’s typing pool over at Pandangon. Apparently they didn’t like their medals. […]