Speaking Of Poisonous
You may have heard about the juvenile female Egyptian Cobra [yearbook photo] who was having a “walkabout” in New York, and the Twitter account [also a Facebook page proposing she host Saturday Night Live].
Well, as a New Yorker, she developed a following, and now the Bronx Zoo is having a poll to name her.
Getting named by a poll? No wonder she split. The spraying of “Eau de Mouse” on wood chips to con her into coming out of hiding – that was low. What – they couldn’t afford a pizza? [Even if she didn’t like pizza, it would have provided real mice.]
They should schedule her for a couple of interviews … on Fox 😈
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fox, lol!
yes, i was glued to my twitter feed while she was out and about and tweeting.
Maybe they could have a panel with that “viper” from Gainesville, Terry Jones. He should have enough “faith” not be bothered by serpents. They could call it “The Ass and the Asp”. My only concern is that she might get sick if she bit him, “accidentally”, of course.