A Question
In response to some of Texas governor Rick “Goodhair” Perry’s recent statements, Dr. Cole has an interesting question on history.
While some have degrees marked Summa Cum Laude or Magna Cum Laude, Rick Perry’s degree from Texas A&M is stamped Barely Made It, so I doubt he will understand the question, much less know the answer.
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Yeah, Goodhair made a “C” in Animal Husbandry. There are farm animals which could do better there. Definitely not an intellectual heavyweight. On the other hand, that’s not a political disadvantage for him with his base, who are… you know.
-Badtux the Snarky Penguin
Well, he’s a Republican, so he may only be interested in goats [rimshot]
It would seem that since Ann Richards Texas governors are required to be oily morons to get elected.
Which brings up the question of why there is a course called Animal HUSBANDry but not a course called Animal WIFEry, which would more appropriately describe the relationship between Republican and goat? 😈
– Badtux the Snarky Penguin
The ‘wives’ know what to do, it’s the ‘husbands’ who need training. 😉
Or so they say in Mossy Head… ;).
Let’s not get local … there are probably some nice normal people in Mossy Head, cars break down all over.
Cue the banjos, eh? :).
If there were royalties for allusions, that would be one of the highest grossing films of all times.
LOL Even I get that one!! 😉 😆 (I think I def spent too much time in the USA!) 😉
Hmmm… Now I want to go wild pig hunting! Mmmmm… fresh bacon! 😈
The site is definitely on its way to an NC-17 rating…
Hey, you’re the one who brought goats into the conversation ;).
Oh, sure, blame it on the Redneck …
Why are you blaming *me*? I’ve never owned *any* kind of livestock, unless you count cats and dogs! Are you confusing me with Rick Santorum?
– Badtux the Redneck Penguin
Ummm, you live in in the ‘land of fruits and nuts’, Kali-Fornya, I’m the one on the ‘Redneck Riviera’. BTW, my town has an ordinance against owning or maintaining livestock, but they still permit Repubs.