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I’m still playing with bits and pieces, but there were a few items of interest:

Ms Bachmann has a ‘cunning plan’ to lower gas prices to $2.00. The picture with the article shows her clutching a $20, but I assume she knows the difference. I could lower the price of gas to $1 overnight – start pumping in liters. If the half-gallon size of ice cream can contain only a quart and a pint, and the $10 bag of dry cat food can go from 20 pounds to 16, why not? Business does it all the time.

The next innovation in employee pensions is the ‘401L’. Employers will deduct a dollar from workers’ paychecks and give them a lottery ticket. The odds of having enough money to retire are about the same as a 401K, and it saves businesses a lot of money and accounting overhead.

HP is exiting the PC business, screwing everyone who bought their pad or any of their mobile equipment first. I assume that someone will pretend to buy the division, as it has been a very long time since HP actually made anything with their trademark on it.

Oh, yes the market tanked again. The DOW closed below 10K and the T-Bill yield is barely 2%. There were more than 400K unemployment filings again, home sales tanked, and Merrill Lynch is saying double-dip is on the way. This is the awesomeness of austerity.

4 comments

1 Badtux { 08.18.11 at 10:58 pm }

The WebOS business was doomed as soon as Mark Hurd was forced out of the company. It was Hurd’s baby, and its days were numbered under the new regime, awaiting only an excuse to get the axe. And the dismal sales of the new tablet computer — apparently less than 50,000 sold in the first six weeks of sales — pretty much gave them an excuse.

Not that HP needed much of one. HP’s current CEO, Léo Apotheker, came from SAP. He doesn’t know the consumer market, he doesn’t like the consumer market, he doesn’t want HP to be in the consumer market. And yeah, all of HP’s consumer gear is made by contract manufacturers in Singapore. My guess is that one of those manufacturers is going to do a Lenova and buy the consumer gear division. Maybe the new owners will even invest enough money in engineering to fix the buggy AMD device drivers that make OpenGL games craptacular on their laptop systems :twisted:. I know it can be done, because Apple did it for their current generation of laptops, which ship with AMD graphics chips.

The decline and eventual demise of Palm was set into play when they decided to split the hardware and software divisions into separate companies in 2002. What makes the iPhone work is the close cooperation of hardware and software, but by spinning off all their software talent, Palm was basically doomed to OS obsolescence because it takes time to build up an OS team from scratch, because people aren’t fungible, once you lose your critical core of people you’re f**ked. If WebOS had been released shortly after Palm started talking about a Linux-based OS, somewhere around 2005, we wouldn’t be talking about iPhones today. But they no longer had the people to pull it off in a reasonable amount of time because of that stupid, stupid business decision…

A shame, really. My old Treo 700p was the last “smartphone” I owned that could actually be used one-handed. Quite handy for reading the Internet while sitting on the potty, because with a two-handed phone, how do you wipe? 😈

– Badtux the Geeky Penguin

2 Bryan { 08.18.11 at 11:52 pm }

Maybe it’s a plot to make Carly look competent 😉

I knew a number of HP people, and was a contractor for them in SoCal. They were never the easiest people to do business with, but they general put out reasonable products, and occasionally some great products. Like IBM, the divisions within the company competed more often than cooperated with each other, and there was constant political infighting.

My main contact person was on track to an early grave trying to get computers and printers to work together for trade shows and software demonstrations. At the time HP would supply free equipment to developers for demos as a form of product placements. Other than the obvious logos on the equipment, you had to have HP brochures and small stand-up cards at your booth or other demo area. It was a good deal, especially for East Coast developers, because HP delivered and picked up the equipment, and made sure it was working.

At some point the printer division began outsourcing the drivers, instead of using HP’s own software staff, and everything became a nightmare. Marketing wanted the newest equipment out there, and too often the newest printers didn’t communicate properly with the newest computers.

Palm made the same mistake, the belief that competition is always better than cooperation. It’s part of the MBA indoctrination.

As for your question, if it’s a Motorola ‘smartphone’, use it, although it will probably perform just as poorly at that task as most of the others it tries. You make the big bucks, buy a bidet … it will amuse the cats.

3 Kryten42 { 08.21.11 at 11:08 pm }

You don’t want to get me started about HP! Morons! (Just BTW, their T&M (Test & Measurement) biz is garbage also). The only reason HP survive is their medical & server Biz (though dog only knows why!

Anyway… (and OT)! I was sent a joke today. 😀

5 Passengers 4 Parachutes…

An aeroplane was about to crash; there were 5 passengers on board, but only 4 parachutes.

The first passenger said, “I am President Obama, the chosen one. The world needs me, I can’t afford to die.” So he took the first parachute and left the aircraft.

The second passenger, Julia Gillard, said, “I am the prime Minister of Australia and I am the smartest woman in Australian history, so Australia’s people don’t want me to die.” She took the second parachute and jumped out of the aircraft.

The third passenger, Bob Brown, said, “I’m the leader of the Australian Greens and the nation needs my guidance and my boyfriend would miss me.” So he grabbed the parachute next to him and jumped.

The fourth passenger, ex-PM Bob Hawke, said to the fifth passenger, a 10-year-old schoolgirl, “I have lived a full life, and served my country the best I could. I will sacrifice my life and let you have the last parachute.”

The little girl said, “That’s okay, Mr. Hawke. There’s a parachute left for you. Australia’s smartest woman took my schoolbag!”

😆 😆 😆

In other news… We are moving house. Again. Over the next two weeks. *shrug*

I think I’ve mentioned before, my life seriously sux!

4 Kryten42 { 08.21.11 at 11:16 pm }

Ehhh… WTH, here’s another: 😛

Working people frequently ask retired people what they do to make their days interesting.

Well, for example, the other day, My wife and I went into town and visited a shop. We were only in there for about 5 minutes. When we came out, there was a copper writing out a parking ticket.

We went up to him and I said, ‘Come on, how about giving a OAP a break?’
He ignored us and continued writing the ticket.
I called him a dumb ass. He glared at me and started writing another ticket for having worn-out tyres.

So my wife called him a s**t head. He finished the second ticket and put it on the windshield with the first. Then he started writing a third ticket.
This went on for about 15 minutes…
The more we abused him, the more tickets he wrote.

Just then our bus arrived, and we got on it and went home.

We try to have a little fun each day now that we’re retired.
It’s important at our age.