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…And Checking It Twice

by Bryan

So it’s time to get everything in line so that there will be smooth sailing tomorrow.

Obviously you need the text of A Visit from St. Nicholas [AKA Twas the night before Christmas] or one of the variations.

But now that you’ve finished putting up enough lights to match the total electrical consumption of a third world nation, you can sit back and watch the North American Air Defense Command’s annual attempt to take out that red-suited commie’s attack on the capitalist system by giving stuff away. [Don’t worry kids, they are using the anti-missile defense system, so there’s no danger to anyone but taxpayers.]

2 comments

1 Steve Bates { 12.24.11 at 8:20 pm }

And don’t forget Arlo Guthrie’s The Pause of Mr. Claus (sometimes “A Pause for Mr. Claus”)…

Complete lyrics, of nearly Alice’s Restaurant length.

The good part:

Let’s get Santa Clause ’cause;
Santa Clause has a red suit
He’s a communist
And a beard, and long hair
Must be a pacifist
What’s in the pipe that he’s smoking?

Mister Clause sneaks in your home at night.
He must be a dope fiend, to put you up tight
Why do police guys beat on peace guys?

2 Steve Bates { 12.24.11 at 8:20 pm }

Oh, and… Merry Christmas, Bryan!