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While December 26th is celebrated by a lot of people in the US in shopping malls returning gifts or taking advantage of inventory clearance sales, there are other celebrations.

It is the first day of the Kwanzaa celebration, which is explained at the link.

It is Boxing Day, a celebration of noblisse oblige when the upper classes bestow gifts on the lower and the contents of the poor boxes are distributed. Under the feudal system this was part of the “contract,” the mutual system of obligations that tied the system together.

As the feast of St. Stephen it honors the first Christian martyr, but Ireland’s Saint Stephen’s Day celebration is a bit different and is the reason for the wren on this post.

However, this post is really my complaint about “Good King Whatshisface.”

I have always found Good King Wenceslas really annoying.

This is a real guy, although he was the Duke of Bohemia, and not a king, he was a real member of the 10th century aristocracy, and he is the patron saint of the Czech Republic. He is revered as a kind man for the way he treated children and slaves. Apparently owning slaves is fine as long as you don’t kill too many.

His mother had his grandmother, her mother-in-law, strangled, and he forced his mother out at sword point. He sounds more like he was ready for Dr. Phil, than canonization.

So then we get to the song. The song says that on Saint Stephen’s Day, the day after Christmas, he sees one of his peasants out scrounging up fallen limbs to heat his humble hovel, and Wenceslas carries food and a few logs to the peasant’s abode to brighten up the holiday.

At the time commoners weren’t allowed to cut trees for firewood nor hunt, as those were the rights of the aristocracy. They were allowed to pick up dead limbs in the forest to heat their homes. They would have a fire in their shacks and a smoke hole in the roof, not a fireplace, so the logs weren’t going to be useful unless they were split.

On the day after Christmas there were sure to be a lot of leftovers that would go to the kennels, so the “Good King” Wenceslas was carting dog food to a peasant, who was expected to be overcome with gratitude at the beneficence of his Duke.

There is a happy ending: Wenceslas was murdered by his brother’s goons after five years of oppressing the peasants.

The Church felt kindly towards Wenceslas because his mother was rather repressive towards the Church, while he wasn’t, so he became a martyr.

Wenceslas reminds me of all of the people who make a donation so poor people can have a good Christmas dinner, without a thought about what they have to eat the rest of the year.


1 paintedjaguar { 12.26.11 at 11:19 am }

“Wenceslas reminds me of all of the people who make a donation so poor people can have a good Christmas dinner, without a thought about what they have to eat the rest of the year.”

Exactly this. It’s the real essence of “faith-based” social support, isn’t it? It’s all about the gracious giver, not the needy recipient. Well, plus reminding everyone involved just who’s who and the implied threat of withh0lding charity if the poor aren’t “deserving” enough. After all, you aren’t entitled to anything.

When I reminded my Fox-watching, bible-thumping sister that not once in recorded history has private charity been sufficient to alleviate poverty, she had nothing to say, and that’s the truly frustrating part — knowing that even though they have no answer, they’re not about to change their minds. And that still they’ll manage to think of themselves as the good guys, the true Christians.

2 Bryan { 12.26.11 at 11:23 pm }

The problem with ‘charity’ is that it ‘gives a man a fish’, when what is need is a system to ‘teach a man to fish’. Of course, that requires access to clean waterways that actually contain healthy fish, unpolluted by corporations.

We need jobs, and charities aren’t very good at providing them.

People don’t seem to be aware that the concept of social security and ‘welfare’ were started by conservative governments Germany and Britain as a matter of national security after they discovered that their working classes weren’t fit enough for military service. That’s the reason the programs were called some variation of ‘social security’.

Of note, despite all of the spitting and yelling about a ‘War on Christmas’, the parking lot of the fundie church down the block was empty Christmas morning, even though it was a Sunday.