Seasons Greetings
Happy NODWISH Greetings
As a service to my readers I have compiled a list of useful terms for our modern global village.
It is time to wish family and friends: [select one]
Happy NODWISH
Merry Solstice
Happy Hanukkah
Happy Kwanzaa
С Рождеством Христовым
Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Vrolijk Kerstfeest
Nadolig Llawen
Fröhliche Weihnachten
Joyeux Noël
Buon Natale
Feliz Navidad
God Jul
Rauhallista Joulua
Happy Hogwatch
Happy Christmas
and hope they are visited by: [select one]
Дед Мороз
Saint Nicholas
Santa Claus
Kris Kringle
Pere Noël
Babbo Natale
Los Reyes Magos
Tomte
Joulupukki
Hogfather
Father Christmas
who leaves good things in their: [select one]
Stockings
Boots
Shoes
Clogs
Box
Pillow Case [some people are greedy]
rather than the: [select one]
Lump of Coal
Raw Liver
Bloody Bones
Birch Switch
Sticks
some of them may deserve.
Don’t forget to leave out the: [select one]
Oats
Hay
Grass
Scraps
Turnips
For the: [select one]
Horses
Reindeer
Donkey
Camel
Goat
Boars
And: [select one]
Vodka & perozhki
Milk & Cookies
Wine & bread
Sherry & pork pie
For the driver.
Don’t forget, if you encounter O’Reilly or DonoWho this festive season the proper way of greeting them is “Happy Holidays”. If you say “Merry Christmas”, it would be like urinating on their yule log, putting out their fire
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And a very Happy NODWISH to you all! 😀 And especially to Sir Terry Pratchett, the Father of NODWISH! 😉 😆
Humor aside… I truly hope you all get a nice break, and that 2014 is a better, happier year for all!
Best wishes, and best of luck to us all. 🙂
Sorry, but at the risk of ruining the above wishes to all who deserve them here…
…if you encounter O’Reilly or DonoWho this festive season the proper way of greeting them is…
Yeah… I’m definitely not as kind or as nice to cretins such as those as you are m8! My greeting to their ilk would be a swift knee in the appropriate place! 😈 (and that’s only me being charitable!) 😛
Yeah… I definitely need a break! 😉 LOL
Have the happy Soltice celebration of your choice, Kryten, as you are doing the Summer version while we get the Winter.
Well, we have elections for Congresscritters in 2014, so there will be candidates to laugh at if nothing else.