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Good On Ya, Mate!

by Bryan

I assume that everyone else will cover the Umpqua Community College shooting in Oregon. This is ‘olds’, not news. I expect at anytime there will be a section in the greeting card aisle for “Family and Friends of Victims of Mass Shootings”.

So I was drawn to some good news from Australia: Troy Newman, anti-abortion activist, to launch a High Court bid against deportation.

Newman is the current leader of Operation Rescue which is not really a terrorist organization. You have to understand that just because they say that suspected abortion providers are mass murderers, when followers gun down three people on the Florida Panhandle and they won’t actually condemn the men who pulled the triggers, that doesn’t mean that they advocate violence. 😈

For some reason Australia refused to issue him a visa, and when he showed up without one, he was taken into custody at the airport to be deported.

Yo, Newman, if Johnny Depp couldn’t get his pocket puppies into the country without visas, you have no chance, but they probably won’t put you down.

Update: The High Court tells Troy to go away. If he had appealed the decision in the US the Court would have looked at his case, but by breaking law and attempting to enter without a visa he lost his right to appeal.

8 comments

1 Badtux { 10.02.15 at 2:24 am }

The only surprising thing about the Umpqua shooting was who Fox News dug up as their expert on gun violence…

2 Bryan { 10.02.15 at 8:45 am }

It’s October – everyone features zombies in October…

3 Badtux { 10.02.15 at 11:17 am }

I don’t think Deadeye Dick qualifies as a zombie. A vampire, maybe ;).

4 Bryan { 10.02.15 at 12:34 pm }

Well, they are both undead, but he really isn’t suave enough to be a vampire.

5 Badtux { 10.03.15 at 2:37 am }

Thing is, zombies lack brains. Thus why they’re always on the lookout for brains to add to their own supply. Deadeye Dick has a brain. An evil, twisted brain, true, but a brain. What he lacks is the blood of virgins. And kittens. And puppies. Cute puppies. Cute puppies with warm brown puppy dog eyes. Cute puppies that he gloatingly tears apart with his own two hands, then sucks the blood out of the still-warm carcass.

On second thought, Deadeye Dick is his own category of undead evil.

6 Bryan { 10.03.15 at 10:47 am }

How about evil cyborg? 🙂

7 Kryten42 { 10.04.15 at 11:02 pm }

I’m just laughing! 😆

First thing I’ve had to laugh about for awhile… Thanks m8! 😀

8 Bryan { 10.05.15 at 1:07 pm }

The US political system is comedy gold. Since Chaplin, the Marx Brothers , and W.C. Fields no one could have gotten away with a character like Dick “Dick” Cheney. How do you top something like that?