Happy, Merry, Joyous Whatever!

by Bryan

Evergreen

Ho Ho Ho!

Happy NODWISH
С Рождеством Христовым
Sung Tan Chuk Ha
Vrolijk Kerstfeest
Nadolig Llawen
Fröhliche Weihnachten
Joyeux Noël
Buon Natale
Feliz Navidad
God Jul
Rauhallista Joulua
Koli Sana Wa Anta Tayib
Happy Christmas

At 6AM CST Christmas arrived in Asia, and the excitement is building among the “rug rats” that will burst forth at any moment to waken their poor parents who have probably had about two hours of sleep after dealing with “some assembly required” and/or “batteries not included”.

To avoid any bad feelings: it is an official requirement contained in the “Manual for Childless Adults” that some form or type of device that makes loud and obnoxious noises must be included in all Christmas parcels for children [of all ages].

5 comments

1 hipparchia { 12.24.15 at 7:07 pm }: happy merry joyous whatever to you and yours too!
2 Bryan { 12.24.15 at 9:49 pm }: Thank you, Hipparchia. Nothing says Christmas like 70° and fog 😈
3 Badtux { 12.24.15 at 11:00 pm }: Happy Midsummer Eve! (* If you are a penguin in your natural habitat, that is).
4 Kryten42 { 12.25.15 at 1:48 am }: And happy whatever to all!

Me, I’m very happy! I’m on my 2nd double Glenmorangie scotch, after a very nice Pinot Noir! Yep… Very happy! 😉
5 Bryan { 12.25.15 at 2:28 pm }: You and Kryten, Badtux. Actually it is rather warm all over the eastern US.

Nice you see you are getting in to the holiday spirits, Kryten 😉

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