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They Have Gone Too Far

by Bryan

Apparently some turkeys can fly: those that have been designated therapy animals.

The only therapy I am aware of that involves turkeys is of the sort that was taking place in the background of Sarah Palin’s publicity shot as the governor of Alaska pardoning the state’s Thanksgiving turkey. The guy dealing with the turkeys in the background seemed to be very happy.

Where are you going to find a ‘house-broken’ turkey? Be happy that you have probably never smelled turkey manure – it is beyond foul even for a fowl.

6 comments

1 Anya { 01.20.16 at 11:14 pm }

I dunno, me.

I’m a certified nutter, and I have pet cats who give me love and emotional support. But, no doctor prescribed them: Kaylee just adopted us. Koshka came long for the ride.

That said, I don’t think I’d ever get either of them on a plane. Just getting Koshka out the apartment door causes her major emotional trauma.

2 Bryan { 01.21.16 at 10:58 am }

So, you are Koshka’s service animal ? 😉

3 Anya { 01.21.16 at 11:27 am }

Indeed. And, I would have to see that’s she’s well sedated before trying to get her into a carrier.

4 Bryan { 01.21.16 at 9:39 pm }

I have to see that I am well bandaged after trying to get either of my cats into a carrier …

5 Badtux { 01.22.16 at 10:55 am }

Bryan – welding gloves. Just sayin. 😉

6 Bryan { 01.22.16 at 9:06 pm }

I use them for ferals and macaws, but you would think that those born at my feet and fed by me for their entire lives would be a bit more appreciated. Sighhhhh