Happy, Merry, Joyous Whatever!

by Bryan

Evergreen

Ho Ho Ho!

Happy NODWISH
С Рождеством Христовым
메리 크리스마스!
Vrolijk Kerstfeest
Nadolig Llawen
Fröhliche Weihnachten
Joyeux Noël
Buon Natale
Feliz Navidad
God Jul
Rauhallista Joulua
عيد ميلاد سعيد
Happy Christmas

At 6AM CST Christmas arrived in Asia, and the excitement is building among the “rug rats” that will burst forth at any moment to waken their poor parents who have probably had about two hours of sleep after dealing with “some assembly required” and/or “batteries not included”.

To avoid any bad feelings: it is an official requirement contained in the “Manual for Childless Adults” that some form or type of device that makes loud and obnoxious noises must be included in all Christmas parcels for children [of all ages].

4 comments

1 hipparchia { 12.24.17 at 10:45 am }: Happy, Merry, Joyous Whatever! to you and yours too!
2 Bryan { 12.24.17 at 3:00 pm }: And to you and your pride of kitties!
3 hipparchia { 12.25.17 at 7:08 pm }: turkey all the way around at chez hipparchia today!
4 Bryan { 12.25.17 at 9:44 pm }: Thanks to Fancy Feast and Boston Market, same here.

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Heinrich Heine

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Mark Twain

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