Le Tour 2019
As always, here are the Tour basics if you want to follow along. The Tour starts on July 6th in Brussels, Belgium for the first two stages.
The cartoon characters from my header are wearing the various colored jerseys that indicate the leader in the different classifications in the race.
The Maillot Jaune, Yellow Jersey is worn by the rider with the lowest time overall in the race. The eventual winner of the race may never have come in first in any stage, but was near the lead throughout the race and achieved the lowest time over the entire course of the event. The winner is normally an “all-arounder”, someone who is very good at the sprints and the hill climbing, even if they aren’t the best. Chris Froome, Alberto Contador, and Fabian Cancellara are “all-arounders”, showing up on the lists of the sprinters and the climbers, while staying in the top ten for overall time.
The Maillot Vert, Green Jersey, is for the speed demons, the sprinters. The guys who hit the highest gears on the bike. They are the flat-out, flat land fliers, reaching suicidal speeds. They win points for sprints on certain portions of the course. The top sprinters tend to be found in the back of the overall times because good sprinters tend to be lousy climbers.
The Maillot À Pois, Polka Dot Jersey, is for the climbers. The hills on the course are assigned levels of difficulty, and points are assigned based on finishing order at the top. Once the course reaches the mountains, the points really start to climb. The best climbers are those that high strength to weight ratios. These are the guys who are comfortable in the low gears but manage to be one gear higher than everyone else.
The Maillot Blanc, White Jersey, is worn by the young rider with the lowest overall time. To be eligible you can’t have reached your 26th birthday on 1 January of this year. If a young rider qualifies for the Yellow Jersey, the White Jersey goes to the second fastest young rider.
[A note on hygiene – There isn’t just one of each of the awarded jerseys that gets passed around. The team will provide the appropriate jersey in the rider’s size when awarded so it has their sponsor’s logo on it.]
The Tour has 22 teams of 8 riders each for a total of 176. Every rider wears a number on his back. The first two digits indicate the rider’s team, i.e. Katusha riders are 06-, Ineos riders are 00-.
The normal bib is black numbers on a white background, but the lead team wears black numbers on a yellow background, and the most combative rider gets white numbers on a red background the next day. On the Tour, combative means someone who makes their own breaks and goes for the lead from the peloton, the large mass of riders.
Now that I’ve explained all this stuff, you still don’t care, but I feel better. This is a war, not a ride in the park. At this level, the riders are not nice people, but some are nastier than others, and the really good riders don’t get caught. It’s a lot like NASCAR, but with less pollution.
