American Traditions
Look, if you are going to pretend to be conservative, you are going to have to bite the damn bullet and read American history. The Cliff Notes or for Dummies version isn’t going to hack it, you need to sit down with actual books and read about this country.
Americans have been bad-mouthing their generals since before this was officially a country. People didn’t like the concept of free from criticism by virtue of birth that was part of the British system of the time, i.e. commoners should know their place and not “slander” General Lord Whoever.
September 15, 2007 Comments Off on American Traditions
Holy Pasta Week
The Day of His Noodly Appendage
The holiest of holidays for Pastafarians, is of course the birthday of His Most Holy Prophet, Marco Polo (b. Sept 15, 1254), who brought the word of his Noodly Appendage back from the East. As Talk Like A Pirate Day falls on September 19th, this five-day period constitutes Holy Pasta Week, during which spaghetti is consumed liberally [with a nice Chianti, of course].
September 15, 2007 8 Comments
