Republican Border Control
I’m sure that Lindsey Graham would approve of this action:
MINSK, Belarus A Belarusian court has handed out a two-year prison sentence to a border guard who failed to protect the ex-Soviet nation from foreign teddy bears.
Belarus Supreme Court said Monday the guard has been convicted of failure to report an intrusion of a light plane that dropped hundreds of teddy bears decked out in parachutes and slogans supporting human rights over the tightly controlled country of 10 million. The court wouldn’t give his name or rank.
Belarus’s President Alexander Lukashenko is the kind of leader that the GOP wants for border issues. He is a forward thinking leader. For example he the kind of leader who provides the state media with the election results before the election is held, so there is no uncertainty.