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The End Of Light Bulb Jokes
The BBC reports: Natural light ‘to reinvent bulbs’.
The organic light-emitting diodes (OLED) are actually red, green, and blue layers that are combined to produce a white light that is close to natural daylight and doesn’t produce much heat.
April 13, 2006 2 Comments
How Obvious Was It?
When I did my Obviousman riff, I knew other people must have come to the same conclusion.
Through the wonder of the Internet, in comments Steve Bates pointed me to the Fallenmonk, who credits Susie Madrak with locating this Union of Concerned Scientists animation on nuclear bunker-busters.
They agree with me, or rather I agree with their conclusion that was posted in November, 2005 and they show you what I was talking about.
I think it’s time to send a DVD of The Andromeda Strain to the Pentagon. Michael Crichton is in favor with the Shrubbery, so maybe they can figure out from the movie what they have been unable to glean from reality.
April 12, 2006 2 Comments
Trailer Trash
Poor Scotty got his shorts in a knot about all of the nasty media saying that the Shrubbery knowingly lied about the WMD trailers.
Professor Cole takes a facetious swipe at the trailer business by wondering how you could do work in those trailers.
When I first heard about the trailers I automatically knew the story was bogus, but it took a very long time for me to figure why I knew the trailers weren’t being used as labs.
We used trailers for a lot of different things in the military, and trailers, called “portable classrooms”, are common at local schools. I knew there was something wrong with the trailers, but it took a long time for me to figure out that it wasn’t what was there, but what was missing.
Labs are a controlled environment. Labs designed to produce chemical or biological weapons would have an even more controlled environment to prevent contamination. What was missing was air conditioning. With 120° air temperatures and dust storms, you would need some serious air conditioning and air filtration systems. You would need airlock entry and positive interior air pressure to do lab work in the trailers.
April 12, 2006 5 Comments
Over Reaction
Professor Cole puts the Iran uranium enrichment claim in perspective. Short form – they are years from having the capability of building a bomb and the Supreme Jurisprudent Ali Khamenei says that nuclear weapons aren’t halal [that’s kosher for Muslims].
For those that don’t know what’s going on: You have to enrich uranium to use it in a nuclear reactor, just like you have to refine crude oil to use it in a car. The Iranians want to have their own processing facilities. They are in the oil business and know all about screwing people by withholding products at inconvenient times. They don’t want to be on the receiving end of a boycott. After what Russia did to the Ukraine and Georgia with natural gas this winter, they don’t want to be dependent on the Russians. They have to forget a thousand years of conflict to deal with the Russians in the first place. [Read more →]
April 12, 2006 Comments Off on Over Reaction
Some Advice
The First Lady of the State of Florida was born in Mexico and she doesn’t appreciate the Mexican bashing. She gets unhappy when people burn the Mexican flag and make racial slurs about Mexicans. She expresses her unhappiness to her husband John Ellis “Jeb” Bush who then must make negative statements about conservative Republicans or learn to live in the garage.
Peter Wallsten, a staff writer for the Los Angeles Times needs to do a little more research before appearing on Florida Public Radio to talk about immigration. Peter, Puerto Ricans aren’t immigrants. Puerto Rico is a US territory and its people are American citizens.
The Whiskey Bar is open and Billmon is pounding out wit and wisdom at a prodigious rate.
April 12, 2006 2 Comments
Who Is Persecuted?
Michael calls them: Persecution ninnies, the Christians who demand special treatment based on their version of “Christianity”.
If these whiners really supported religious freedom they would be helping Wiccans have their symbol become one of the approved emblems for grave markers at veterans’ cemeteries.
The Wiccans have a problem with religious persecution, the “ninnies” want societal permission to be rude and crude.
April 12, 2006 8 Comments
No Nukes!
Rumsfeld: Iran attack talk in ‘fantasy land’. While I can certainly respect Don Rumsfeld’s knowledge of ‘fantasy land’, as he seems to have spent a great deal of the last five years at that location developing a strategy that was supposed to make the United States more secure, I certainly cannot take his word for anything. The man lies. It should be front page news if any prediction he makes turns out to be true.
It is time for Congress to “Just say NO!”
No more preemptive strikes and absolutely, positively, unequivocally NO NUKES!
April 12, 2006 4 Comments
This Is Not About…
These are the flags of the parents of my grandfathers, who were both first generation Americans. They both married women whose families settled in this country before it was a country. This allows me a certain perspective that many lack, not as good as a Native American, but fairly long term.
Listening to some of the people screaming about the “immigration problem”, I’m reminded of American [Know Nothing] Party of the mid-19th century, as well as the second coming of the Ku Klux Klan during World War I.
In his closing remarks at the impeachment trial of Bill Clinton, Dale Bumpers made the point:
H.L. Mencken said one time, “When you hear somebody say, ‘This is not about money,’ it’s about money.” And when you hear somebody say, “This is not about sex,” it’s about sex.
Now they are saying “This is not about race.”
It is not a coincidence that Facing South reports: Southern states crack down on immigrants.
It is not a coincidence that the people doing all the screaming are fixated on the Mexicans, as if the Central Americans, Caribbean islanders, Asians, Africans, and people from Eastern Europe don’t exist.
April 11, 2006 13 Comments
This One Is For Pentagon Planners
With deepest respect for Wiley Miller and his creation, Non Sequitur, it is time to jump into the phone booth and become: OBVIOUSMAN!
A bunker is an underground chamber, usually heavily fortified, occasionally blasted out of solid rock. They are very difficult to locate, and tough to destroy – except, if there is no access to the outside, they are a grave.
Bunkers might contain nasty things, like chemical or biological weapons; things you don’t want in the environment.
Instead of attempting to “bust” bunkers, why don’t we seal the entrances and leave all of the nastiness inside?
Our standard penetration weapons should be more than adequate to seal the entrance and ventilation tunnels which we can certainly locate with more accuracy than the underground bunkers themselves.
If there were an enemy who had developed a short range Star Trek transporter system it might make some sense to plan on going after these bunkers, but since that hasn’t happened, you seal them off and let whatever is in the bunker rot.
The floor is open for anyone to challenge my conclusions.
April 10, 2006 5 Comments
Cheetah Hits 74
If you remember the Johnny Weissmuller Tarzan movies of the 1930’s and 40’s you will be surprised to learn that Cheetah, Tarzan’s chimpanzee companion turned 74 over the weekend.
Cheetah is recognized as the world’s oldest chimpanzee.
April 10, 2006 12 Comments
Legal Immigrants?
Both Melquiades “Mel” Rafael Martinez, US Senate [R-FL] and Carlos M. Gutierrez, Secretary of the US Department of Commerce are immigrants. If they had been from Mexico, Central America, or South America, they would probably not be legal.
Their “legality” is based solely on the fact they emigrated from Cuba, and are covered by an amnesty, a special law that only applies to Cubans. If a Cuban sets foot on US soil, s/he is automatically allowed to stay in the US. You have to be a really good professional athlete to get this deal if you are from any other country.
The “problem” with the immigration system is that it isn’t fair. Some people get to cut into line, or get a separate line. If you make the system fair and efficient, people will use it. It shouldn’t require a lawyer to immigrate to the United States.
April 10, 2006 7 Comments
For All The Procrastinators
The IRS has all of the tax forms on-line in PDF format. You can fill them in and print them out in Adobe Reader.
This service is provided for those whose cat seems to have eaten a major portion of the Form 1040SE and deposited it atop the Schedule A in a soggy mess. The site gets very busy starting on April 14th.
It doesn’t do any calculations or error checking, but when the local post offices and libraries seem to have stopped carrying forms, or don’t carry the forms you need, it is quite handy.
They also have the instructions in PDF format.
Remember the Application For Automatic Extension of Time To File U.S. Individual Tax Return is Form 4868, but you must pay any amount you may owe on or before April 15th or there will be penalties.
April 10, 2006 2 Comments
The Big Easy
Via Steve at The News Blog, if you know anyone displaced from New Orleans, let them know about http://www.DemVote.org/, a site that can help them vote in the coming election. All of the information they need at one place put together by Democrats Abroad, an ex-pat organization that helps Americans vote when they live overseas.
Via Scout at First Draft, a PBS NewsHour video link on why we need to rebuild the levees, unless you think we don’t need to a quarter of our refineries and domestic oil and gas production.
Of course, there’s also the little thing about New Orleans being the port for exporting everything produced along the Mississippi River basin, as well as the importing of coffee.
Update: The guys and gals of 3 Old Men have taken a break from building in Georgia to build in Jackson, Mississippi with Habitat for Humanity.
April 10, 2006 2 Comments
World Class
There needs to be a special award for animal blogging captions. This has to be in the lead for the all time best caption.
Although this is a contender in the long form, and it’s PO’ed Patricia’s birthday.
April 10, 2006 Comments Off on World Class