Searching for Inner Truth
I have been assured after consulting the entrails of the turkey starring in tomorrow’s feast that we won’t be going to war with any country that doesn’t meet all of the criteria used for the Iraq War. So until you can answer YES to all the questions on the list there’s nothing to worry about.
War Check List:
Is there oil?
Is it Islamic?
Do we lack linguists who speak the language?
Did the current government overthrow a government allied with the West?
Are we basing our intelligence estimates on a group of anti-government exiles?
Are there UN inspectors in the country?
Has Kenneth Pollack written a book about the country?
Has Colin Powell made alarming claims about the country’s weapons capabilities?
Does Laurie Mylroie hate the current government?
