Speaking of Dogs
Via August J. Pollak, everyone needs a clean monitor.
"It's better to be six feet apart right now than six feet under."
Michigan Governor Gretchen Whitmer
"Blognito ergo sum!"
"Caedite eos! Novit enim Dominus qui sunt eius."
"Das war ein Vorspiel nur, dort wo man Bücher verbrennt, verbrennt man auch am Ende Menschen."
"Все счастливые семьи похожи друг на друга, каждая несчастливая семья несчастлива по-своему."
"Кто что ни говори, а подобные происшествия бывают на свете, - редко, но бывают."
"A person who has a cat by the tail knows a whole lot more about cats than someone who has just read about them."
Mark Twain
"There are two novels that can change a bookish 14-year old's life: The Lord of the Rings and Atlas Shrugged. One is a childish fantasy that often engenders a lifelong obsession with its unbelievable heroes, leading to an emotionally stunted, socially crippled adulthood, unable to deal with the real world. The other, of course, involves orcs."
"The presence of those seeking the truth is infinitely to be preferred to the presence of those who think they've found it."
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6 comments
Make it stop!
I want to make this my screen saver.
Be careful, it can be addictive.
It gives new meaning to the phrase “spit and polish,” doesn’t it… though I guess one has to work the word “lick” in there somewhere. Hmm… I wonder if dog spit damages LCD flat-screen monitors?
I know for a fact you do not want a cat to lick anything plastic with their 60-grit tongue – dogs aren’t nearly as bad.
Thanks, Bryan. I’ve received lots of emails back from family and friends… most of it begging me to stop harassing them… but they found this one funny.
You’re very welcome, Ellroon. I actually rarely send e-mail for anything other than business, so I don’t get involved in too many chains or attachments. Deleting hundreds of spams to preserve an e-mail address is a pain, but a necessary part of being in business.
You’ve finally succumbed to Gravatar, I see.