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2013 May 29 — Why Now?
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Pity Party

Michele Bachmann decides to ‘honor a commitment’ she never made to an eight-year term limit, so she could spend more time with her attorneys and unspent campaign money, and all of the snarky political people have hit the fainting couch. She may have been one of the easiest Congresscritters to mock, but she is hardly the only one. She tried, but she was never really in the same class as Louie Gohmert of Texas. [Forget birth certificates or drug tests, this requires DNA testing to determine species.]

Stop whining, you’ve had too easy for too long. Get out there and turn over a few rocks. The Tea Party has created a target rich environment in the House, so find a new object of ridicule.

Keep in mind that by holding your choice up to ridicule, you are increasing their political profile, and they might run for President. 😈

May 29, 2013   4 Comments

Billy Bowlegs Festival

Jolly Rogers

In order to generate “local excitement” [sell stuff] the chamber of commerce is once again annoying people with the Billy Bowlegs Festival. This year the unavoidable part runs from Thursday, May 30th and finishes up on Saturday. The really obnoxious parade on Thursday screws up traffic and sends a lot of noisy people through my neighborhood.

Almost at bad as the parade traffic jam are the Friday fireworks. I know a lot of people enjoy fireworks, but they probably have not seen what loud noises and flashes of light can do to people and aircraft – I am definitely not a fan.

With luck it will rain the rest of the week… 😈

May 29, 2013   Comments Off on Billy Bowlegs Festival