Outrage
From the BBC: three guys highjacked a truck in Straffordshire containing £70,000 of Cadbury Easter eggs.
There is no information as to whether there were Creme Eggs in the truck.
Oh, I can prove I was in Florida at the time.
by Bryan
From the BBC: three guys highjacked a truck in Straffordshire containing £70,000 of Cadbury Easter eggs.
There is no information as to whether there were Creme Eggs in the truck.
Oh, I can prove I was in Florida at the time.
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4 comments
Just because you were in Florida at the time, doesn’t necessarily mean you didn’t mastermind the entire heist. Perhaps now would be a good time to admit mistakes may have been made??
If they can’t show there were Creme Eggs in the shipment there is no motive.
It’s a good thing I know Stella was at home that day!
This looks to be the basis for a future crime caper comedy about the guys who thought they were stealing TVs and ended up with a truck load of chocolate eggs.